How Patty and Joanne Won High Gold
at the Grand Christmas Cup Winter Dance Competition
By Trevor Schmidt
November 25 – December 21, 2025
A heartwarming holiday comedy – with tap dancing!
Patty and Joanne’s Adult Beginner Tap Class has dwindled in attendance and the instructor has quit, just in time for the Grand Christmas Cup Winter Dance Competition. Nevertheless, the two unlikely friends decide to band together and face the judges alone for a shot at High Gold. Patty, a harried mother with a pessimistic outlook, and Joanne, a cheerful woman with a perpetual abundance of spirit, push their limitations while rediscovering their holiday spirit in this hilarious buddy comedy.
Poster Artwork by Jae Sterling
Note: Video and audio recording of this production is strictly prohibited.
Cast and Crew:
Ellen Close | PatTy
Elinor Holt | JOanne
Madeline Blondal | LIGHTING DESIGN
Raynah Bourne| STAGE MANAGER
Jocelyn Hoover| CHOREOGRAPHER
BETH KATES | SET DESIGN
Joy Robinson| SOUND DESIGN
Trevor Schmidt| PLAYWRIGHT
Lucas Tang| APPRENTICE STAGE MANAGER
Rebecca Toon | COSTUME DESIGN
BRONWYN STEINBERG | DIRECTOR
Cayley Wreggitt | Assistant DIRECTOR
Show Dates:
Tuesday Nov 25 – 12pm Preview
Wed Nov 26 – 12pm Preview
Thurs Nov 27- 12pm Opening
Friday Nov 28 - 12pm & 7pm
Saturday Nov 29 – 12pm & 4pm (stay afterward for a tap class)
Sunday Nov 30 – 1:30pm (Relaxed, ASL & Audio Described)
Tuesday Dec 2 – 12pm
Wed Dec 3 – 12pm
Thurs Dec 4- 12pm with Talkback
Friday Dec 5 - 12pm & 7pm
Saturday Dec 6 – 12pm & 4pm (stay afterward for a tap class)
Sunday Dec 7 – 1:30pm
Tuesday Dec 9 – 12pm
Wed Dec 10 – 12pm
Thurs Dec 11- 12pm with Talkback
Friday Dec 12 - 12pm & 7pm
Saturday Dec 13 – 12pm & 4pm (stay afterward for aN OPEN TAP JAM)
Sunday Dec 14 – 1:30pm
Tuesday Dec 16 – 12pm
Wed Dec 17 – 12pm
Thurs Dec 18- 12pm
Friday Dec 19 - 12pm & 7pm
Saturday Dec 20 – 12pm & 4pm
Sunday Dec 21 – 1:30pm Closing
Location:
Lunchbox Theatre performances take place in the Studio at Vertigo Theatre, at the base of the landmark Calgary Tower.
#161, 115 - 9 Ave. SE
Calgary, AB T2G 0P5
Note: Online ticket sales stop 60 minutes before the show but you can still call the box office 403-221-3708 to book your tickets or get them at the box office window before the show.
Doors open 30 minutes before the show.
You are welcome to pack your lunch or dinner and eat it during the show.
Note: We aim to have a scent-sensitivity environment. Please avoid wearing scented personal care products such as perfume, cologne, aftershave, scented lotions or creams for the body, face or hands.
We suggest this show for 12+.
Beginner Tap Classes after Performances of How Patty and Joanne Won…
If you're looking to pick up a new skill just in time for the holidays, come to the Saturday afternoon performances of How Patty and Joanne Won High Gold at the Grand Christmas Cup Winter Dance Competition and learn to tap dance, just like the titular Patty and Joanne! Come to one of two performances that feature tap classes (November 29 or December 6 at 4pm), and then return on December 13 to strut your stuff at our open tap jam.
Each tap session begins right after the show's performance at roughly 5pm.
Tap Classes: November 29 and December 6 (45 minutes)
Join us after the show to learn some of Patty and Joanne's favourite tap steps! All abilities and experiences welcome, and no special footwear required! Soft-shoe it in your sneakers, or dust off your dancing shoes if you've got them. We'll learn a short piece of choreography from the show, as well as the "National Anthem of Tap Dance", the Shim-Sham-Shimmy!
Tap Jam: December 16 (45 minutes)
Come on back for Patty and Joanne's Tap Jam! We'll dance the section of show choreography together! Tap lovers, tap enthusiasts, and tap newcomers alike are welcome. No ticket purchase necessary!
Legacy Ticket Pricing
On the first Sunday afternoon performance of each production in our 51st anniversary season, we invite you to celebrate 51 years with special Legacy ticket price: $19.75 — in honour of our founding year, 1975.
The performance that the special Legacy pricing will be available for How Patty and Joanne Won High Gold at the Grand Christmas Cup Winter Dance Competition is on Sunday November 30, at 1:30 pm.
What is a Talk Back?
After the show's performance, most (usually all) of the actors return to the stage to answer your questions and provide insight into the play you have just experienced.
Group Bookings
Make some memories with your staff this holiday season - get the group discount! Group rates are available for bookings of 10 or more and are a very affordable $25 per ticket. Call our box office at 403-221-3708 from 10 AM - 4 PM, Monday to Friday.
Volunteers
Our volunteers make it possible for us to do what we do, and we're always on the lookout for dedicated and passionate individuals to help us out!
See a show for free! Usher or volunteer front of house for any of our shows.